0141 886 2905
Mobile 07875 668 846

How smart is your right foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

Try as you may it will change direction .....And there's nothing you can do about it !!
 

Kids Know ALL The Answers....

TEACHER: Why are you late?

JOHN : Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

 JOHN: The one that says, "School ahead, go slow."

_____________

 TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

 CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

_____________

 TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L."

TEACHER: No, that's wrong! 

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

_____________

 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

 TEACHER: What are you talking about?

 SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

______________

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

 GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

 CLASS: George!

______________

 TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

 WILLIE: Me!

______________

 TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

 TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

______________

 TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN: I is...

 TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

_____________

 TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

 JOHNNY: My mother and father got married on the very same day, at the very same time.

 _____________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?

 JOHNNY: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

______________

 TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me truthfully, do you say prayers before eating?

 SAM: No teacher, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook

_______________

 TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

 DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

______________

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

 PUPIL: A teacher.

You must be joking.....................

What happens when you fall in love with: 

A chef?
(You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur?
(You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler?
(He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator?
(He gives you a phone-y line.)

A binman?
(He dumps you.)

A clockmaker?
(He two-times you.)

A pastry cook?
(He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman?
(He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator?
(He lets you down.)

An artist?
(He gives you the brush.)

A jogger?
(He gives you the run-around.)

You cannot be serious.....................

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!!
Rachel, Falkirk

How can you tell if a buckets sick?
Cause he's a little pale!
K Rosealee, LaPerle Day Care, California

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Eric, Lennoxtown, Glasgow

It can't go on.   It can't go on.
What can't go on?
The baby's vest - it's too small for me.
Robert, Inchinnan

What's the difference between a flea and an elephant?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea cannot have elephants
Jennifer, Clydebank, Glasgow

Angry customer: "These safety matches you sold me don't work."
Shop-keeper: "Well you can't get matches much safer than that."
Kyle, Bearsden, Glasgow

On what side of the school should an Elm tree grow?
On the outside.
Aimee, Blantyre

Mum will you wash my face?
Why can't you do it yourself?
'Cos that'll mean getting my hands wet and they don't need washing.
Fraser, Newton Mearns, Glasgow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Now now there's no need to cry
Meghann Patten age 12

Poem Riddles 

The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

 What is it?……ANSWER: The letter “e”.

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than the trees,
Up, up it goes,And yet never grows.

What is it?……ANSWER: A Mountain (from the Hobbit)

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

What is it?……ANSWER: Wind (from the Hobbit)

It cannot be seen cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?……ANSWER: Dark (from the Hobbit)

Kids, if you want me to add your jokes then e-mail me:

Scary Halloween Jokes!

CLICK Here

 

Many more Children's Jokes can be found at
 http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk

Games for you to Play
See how many words you can make from the following:
"I helped Mr Giggles the Clown do Magic"

E-mail your answers and I will record the name of the person with the longest list.
GOOD LUCK

Silly Definition

Watch this space - More Games to follow.

Parties are easy when you insist upon " Mr Giggles" in Glasgow Scotland to guarantee the best show your child has ever experienced.

You avoid pitfalls by engaging
"Mr Giggles"
The professional children's entertainer.
Approved and Certified by "Disclosure Scotland"

Phone now for your unique unforgettable birthday party experience.

0141 886 2905
Mobile 07875 668 846

Mr Giggles the Clown, Children's Entertainer is based in Glasgow, Scotland
 

Remember
Quality entertainment is not expensive it is priceless

For your protection Mr Giggles the Clown has Public Liability Insurance of £10,000,000.

Mr Giggles the Clown | Pirate Pete | Wizzi Wizard | Mr Giggles the Magician | Birthday Parties | Traditional Parties | Birthday Party Specialist | Close Up Magic | References | Birthday Party Comments | Weddings, Christenings First Holy Communion Comments | Parent and Toddler Groups | Nurseries | Children's Centres Comments | Corporate Events, Organisations Comments | Activities Performed | Photographs | Special Moments | Party Tips & Ideas | Easy Guide to Children's Parties  | Optical Illusions | Kids Jokes & Games |Arts & Crafts | Useful Addresses | My Friends | Privacy Policy |  Top Ten Party Questions | Learn Magic | Magic Lessons for Children | Magic Lessons for Adults | Pirate Party Games | Wizard Party Games | About Mr Giggles | Activities Performed | Charity and Fundraising | Halloween Parties | How to Hire an Entertainer | Mr Giggles Guarantee | Peter Pan and Tinkerbell Theme Parties | Road Safety  Shows

www.mrgigglestheclown.co.uk